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Irritating, grouchy, eclectic, and I can damn near offend anybody,that said Im also a pail of fun.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

WTF!!!


NOT a good look.

Read my posts or else!


Lost in translation


For Deb


Mother in law


My Ex!!!

YA YOU!


When life hands you lemonds

Say fuck it and have another drink.

Suicide help line


Please help me


WHY?

Somebody has waay too much time.

Speedometer


About right for my truck!

A really big motor










The Wartsila-Sulzer RTA96-C turbocharged two-stroke diesel engine is the most powerful and most efficient prime-mover in the world today. The Aioi Works of Japan \’s Diesel United, Ltd built the first engines and is where some of these pictures were taken. It is available in 6 through 14 cylinder versions, all are inline engines. These engines were designed primarily for very large container ships. Ship owners like a single engine/single propeller design and the new generation of larger container ships needed a bigger engine to propel them. The cylinder bore is just under 38″ and the stroke is just over 98″. Each cylinder displaces 111,143 cubic inches (1820 liters) and produces 7780 horsepower. Total displacement comes out to 1,556,002 cubic inches (25,480 liters) for the fourteen cylinder version.
Some facts on the 14 cylinder version:
Total engine weight:
2300 tons (The crankshaft alone weighs 300 tons.)
Length:
89 feet
Height:
44 feet
Maximum power:
108,920 hp at 102 rpm
Maximum torque:
5,608,312 lb/ft at 102rpm
Fuel consumption at maximum power is 0.278 lbs per hp per hour (Brake Specific Fuel Consumption). Fuel consumption at maximum economy is 0.260 lbs/hp/hour. At maximum economy the engine exceeds 50% thermal efficiency. That is, more than 50% of the energy in the fuel in converted to motion.For comparison, most automotive and small aircraft engines have BSFC figures in the 0.40-0.60 lbs/hp/hr range and 25-30% thermal efficiency range.
Even at its most efficient power setting, the big 14 consumes 1,660 gallons of heavy fuel oil per hour.
All I can say is WOW!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Gay dogs?

Huh!

Cough

Hope her hands are not cold!

Wanted


McD's

Truth in advertising

Why are these men smiling?

On second thought I don't want to know.

Follow that car


Hmmmm Beer!

Soccer


Now this would make the sport worth watching!

PMS Center?

NO thanks ,I will take the long way home.

Can't imagine why?


Good morning!

Yup been there!

WTF???


Does a guitar hero guitar count?

Musta been some party!


Tennis anyone?


Now this looks like a manly sport!

Eye make up


Chicken sandwich


Can't get any fresher

Friday, April 24, 2009

Slow posts


Sorry about the slow posts,just started a new job and busier than hell. This job keeps me closer to home,but right now the hours are insane.I will do my best to keep on entertaining/offending in the future. Thanks for sticking with me

Hard at work


Just wrong


Take heed


SEE there IS more than one way!


Honest I haven"t been Drinking (yet)


We sure have some wierd animals in the north

How do you measure up?


Click to enlarge(snicker!)

Economy size


Just order up a bucket

WTF!


Molly

Soo thats how Molly came to be!

Casual Friday

Ahhh my eyes are burning!!!

No clue

Hmmm wonder if I spray the wires with WD-40?

Great logo


Sunday, April 19, 2009

For Wirecutter


Two of your favorite things, bacon and guns. This is a scale model of a AK-47 made of bacon!

Well is it???


Don't ya hate those random tests


Thinnin out the herd


Quick call Mojo Nixon

Hey Mojo we found him!

Too late!


Sorry Mojo

WTF???


Yikes thats the last thing I want to see in the morning, some guy's brown eye winking at me